About me

umeå, västerbotten, Sweden
Girl who wishes to live in a castle at the mountain Montserrat but probably will stay put in a bigger city for later going in peace on the countryside. Loves to play with words, and pictures, telling stories. My story begins in Umeå and will finish who knows where, since I love waking up in new places.

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måndag 13 april 2009

This is not a honest blogg

I'm completely bored and are suppose to work, but before, i'm going to do something, something really interesting, since my blogg's purpose is to read about my life. I'm giving you some tools, some understanding (I talk so much bullshit), no, just actually some questions that I copypaste from my little sister Julia, that is a girl so not yet a woman. I guess you wonder what she answered, I asked her if she wanted me to send mam the answers to these questions with lots of love from Julia, in a e-mail or something, she as usally in replys me polight 'shut up bitch'. You can't do anything then love your little sister right? Hopefully she leaves this personality when she grows up, because I did, more or less. Enjoy! Oh, yeah I wrote this part just because there will be one week when you can't get a hold of some jucy and useful information on my blogg, see you next week (You can start missing me now).



  • Do you have boyfriend / girlfriend? No, I'm only dating at this moment, or have secret friends.
  • Have you had sex this year (2009)? Yes, just enough to survive to 2010.
  • Did you make out with someone? Like crazy, yes! No, that's for special people.
  • Have you hugged someone? I love hugging my special friends.
  • Have you hated someone? Yes, besides Bush, manipulative people, bitches, yes.. No, I only dislike.
  • Have you said "I love you" to someone? Yes, especially when I'm drunk, I'm good at expressing myself then.
  • Have you been in love? Yes, twice, once open at time, stories that ended pretty badly, I have some good memories though.
  • Are you in love now? I'm a confused little girl.
  • Of whom? Special friends, I love you guys!
  • Can you whistle? Yes? but I can't flick my fingers, it's quite enoying.
  • Do you own a dildo? I had two, once upon a time, but they got stolen, like all my other things, don't know what they gonna do what that? let's just hope it get's stuck in their ass.
  • Owns more than 5 thong? I do, but prefer grandmother underwear on a hot summerday and on a chilly winternight.
  • Owns more than 10 pairs of string? Yes, I have, they are actually pretty functionable when you are working out and they stay at the same spot all the time, that is between your cheeks.
  • Owns more than 15 thong? Yes,
  • Owns more than 20 thong? Yes!? I have a whole bag of undies, and I still convince myself that I need more underwear. But I think every woman needs at least one new pair of panties every month.
  • Owns a mascara? One green and one black! for special occasions.
  • Owns more than 5 different foundation / powder products? No!? that persons must be crazy having that many foundations.
  • Are you a fourteenie? Well, sometimes of course, when I'm in a safe company and can feak out as I wish!
  • Are you emo? I was once before actually, well, more of a punkrocker, so sad I don't have any pictures.
  • Are you Brat? We all swedish people are, so I can't deny it.
  • Do you like well-trained guys? Hum, yes, with a lot of tattoos because that is completely Hot!
  • Do you like fat / overweight guys? If I get to know him and he has a very nice personality?
  • Do you like geek-guys that are studying twentyfour-seven? I like smart guys, I dislike stupid people.
  • Do you like bad-boys? No, I prefer those who treats women right and that are respectful, but I always get drawn to badboys, yes.
  • Do you like girls? No, absolutely not, actually it has a pretty funny story behind it. But in my case I'm sure there are no girl that can give Me pleasure in the way that a guy can.
  • Are you bisexual? Didn't I just answer that question?
  • Do you have over 10 Bras on you right now? It's rare that Sophia use bra, not like I need it, and I like when my nipples are showing.
  • Have you ever liked someone of your age? Some friends, yes, but never in that way.
  • You can run the scooter? Of course, I'm from norrland.. The northern part of Sweden! I can do a 360 as well, and those who don't know how to ride a scooter are retards.
  • You can play monkey? Ask my dear friend Kicki,
  • Are you brunette? No,
  • Are you blond? Truly, I'm blonde as deep as in my long dark roots.
  • Have you had black hair / do you have? I wish to try, I'm going to buy wiggs in all this different colours, pink, purple! when I become famous.
  • You can put your foot behind your head without puking? I'm not that flexible, I'm stiff as a stick.
  • What are you wearing for underwear: Well, just regular panties, nothing special for not a special night at work.
  • How old is the oldest guy you kissed? 28-30, I think he was, you never know, guys lie so much, so do we woman! You can never know the truth!
  • The youngest? One year younger then me, once, a mistake.
  • Have you used a condom when you had sex? I'm always protectable, and you should be as well!
  • Has anyone taken you on a private place on the body? Is my punani private enough?
  • You know what oral / anal sex is? Yes, UTI! Urinary tract infection.
  • Who did you sms just recently? I have no friends, so it was ages ago.
  • Who did you send a sms to latest? That was ages ago as well, 3 weeks, I haven't had credits on my phone since 3 weeks ago.
  • Who kissed you last? I can't remember.
  • Who hugged you last? Well, might have been this drunken night, propably Kicki?
  • What you drank last? COCA COLA IS MY FRIEND THIS NIGHT, didn't I tell you?
  • Who was your last Fuck buddy? God, I don't like terms like, boy- and girlfriend, fuckbuddy, but it was a looooong time since I had one.
  • When you passed out last? Today, at two oclock, completely wasted from whole 4 beers, it's like sleeping pills for me after work.
  • Are you allergic to anything? Yes, certain perfumes, detergent with certain perfumes, certain chemicals.
  • It's enough embarrassing questions for you now? Yes, little sister these were really embarrasing questions!



My amazingly english, I used google-language-tool to translate because I didn't have the energy to do it myself. I did this because everyone else do it, and I'm the one that easily falls for peer pressure. Good night, honey bunny.

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